Remember the kittens that lost their mittens?
Well they never got any pie,
And they didn’t eat for three straight weeks,
Because of that they died.
About old McDonald, yeah, he had a farm,
But taxes took it away.
And Little Miss Muffet, who sat on her tuffet,
Now has no place to stay.
Remember the Old Lady that Lived in a Shoe?
Had so many kids she didn’t know what to do,
Well she hit them too often, and got arrested,
But she had a lawyer and he protested,
And as you’d guess, she got off,
But she died anyway with a bad cough.
And what about Mary and her little lamb?
Well the lamb was run over,
But hey, then again, so was rover.
So let Mother Goose be damned,
And it’s all just as well,
Because this is the nursery rhyme from hell.
-12th Grade (1992-1993)
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